Gen 1 Albums

''This is a Gen 1 or Gen 2 article and does not apply to the current generation of Voc, and is here for historical reasons only. This is presumed NON-CANON.''

Additionally this is a very old article and doesn't represent the humour or opinions of voc or it's artists.

''~this page is for the legacy Vortex of Crap albums. Most of these albums have been lost to time however a lot of albums released from 2013-2014 are on the archive, which is linked on the main page. For a list of albums released on 'Nu-VoC', visit this page.''

VORTEX OF CRAP ALBUMS

 * Oniichan, your penis is so dirty and mucky - This album is shit
 * Platinum Arse part 1 - part of the Platinum Arse series, explained in immaculate detail in the platinum arse page of this wikia.
 * Platinum Arse part 2
 * Platinum Arse part 3: the final - The thrilling conclusion to the series
 * For Whom the Bell-end tolls - An album exploring the depths of true glory
 * Can we get 600 likes for this picture of sarah palin's lovely nob - an EP that is bad
 * Itch of the Century - The epic tale of Dorothy's itch that drives her to suicide
 * The bebs - A terrible album made in 4 minutes :))))
 * The Git Diaries Volume 1: Ass Castle - The first volume of the diary of the Mysterious Git. It tells the tale of Fuck Knows, the shellfish of destruction and captain dick on a virgin vagina
 * Zappybugdikfugwancho - bad
 * The Git Diaries Volume 2: Consumed By Fat - The second volume of the diary of the Mysterious Git. Chuckleberry Flatulant Dickmuncher is mentioned for some reason.
 * CADDY U OKAY CADDY CAN I GET U A DRINK - Caddy is not okay and he needs a drink
 * I Struggle To Understand - the story of how Michael and Genius struggled to understand
 * Samsung Galaxy - rash
 * The :B1: Bomber - the first album of the second generation of Vortex of Crap.
 * hte Watermelon (Only £420 at your local mememart!) - watermelon!
 * Poke Her Face - The story of hitler-san venturing out to poke her face.
 * Platinum Arse Part 4 - The SHOCKING continuation of the LEGENDARY Platinum Arse Series. Will there EVER be a fifth?
 * Ooch Of The Century - The dreaded sequel to Itch of the Century in which Satan punches you so hard to go "ooch"
 * [CENSORED] Palace - dicksense visits the esteemed [CENSORED] palace
 * KRAF(TWERK) - Aye! Aye! Aye!
 * Severe, Vigorous Ramming - I'm the pope
 * He Who Dares, Gets Sent To Bed With No Dinner - michael dicksense is sent to bed with no dinner
 * The Playstation Four - HAAAA HAAA
 * I can't think of a title so here's an umbrella ☂
 * Eliminate My Ass
 * Chuckle Deluxe - bebs 2
 * Gaytato
 * "On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being normal, and 10 being skyscraper, how big do you like your horsecocks" - abraham lincoln
 * Self Vs. Fedora Self
 * Putin Party
 * And then the sausage happened
 * Merry Christmas from Vortex of Crap & Friends!
 * Yr Smelly Dangleberry
 * yes i have you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Goron, Goroff
 * Adolf Hipster
 * Bitch Ass Rustling Noise
 * The Git Diaries Volume 3: Oooh What a Spooky [CENSORED]!
 * sht in my butt (on a scale of 1 to 10 2)
 * Pure Cock Fury
 * Samwise Gamgee Ultra Bass Hits
 * Wilkomenn to Meinen Anus!
 * standard Saturday night on the town tbh
 * STOP SETTING YOUR ALBUMS TO BUY NOW WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PAYPAL YOU COCKWOMBLES
 * Anal [Immolation]
 * New Vortex of Crap album
 * genius inctr soundtrack ost (good)
 * That Feel When You Remember Living Inside You Dad's Ballsack
 * The MTT All-New Special Fabulous Rectal Homicide Fetish Appropriation Simulator 2017 Deluxe (With Quiche)
 * Literally My Cat
 * mfw BUN rips me off
 * Expertly Chiselled Memes (the VOC 2nd birthday album)
 * Gaytatos
 * Christmas 2 - The Return Of Christmas
 * We Are Copyrighting The "Shitposting" Format
 * Disney's Extremely Goofy Holocaust
 * Pickled...by YOU!
 * Vortex of Crap: 2 (with Genius Incredible)
 * The Git Diaries Volume 4: Quantum Ogre
 * Yerself Is Meme
 * The Church of Statin
 * Cock Proxy

GENIUS INCREDIBLE ALBUMS

 * Hindu-san - Genius Incredible meets his neighbour, Hindu-San
 * The Hailcock of Notadamn - Genius Incredible does things I don't know really
 * This is not a debut album - acualy isn't
 * The Adventures of Wan Cock
 * "TRYHARD" ARE YOU KIDDING ME - epic tail of planet Tumblr
 * The Magical Atrocoties of Legion Horse - FHTGUR
 * The Adventures of Sparky Willy - Sparky Willy, a hitman, sets out to outplay Genius Incredible. Genius Incredible and Wan Cok stop him. But who is behind this all??????
 * The Adventures of Warrel Philiams - The long awaited sequel.
 * "TRYHARD" 2
 * The Masochistic BWAHHHHKEAE-ings of Legion Horse
 * "TRYHARD" WITH A VENGEANCE
 * The Adventures of 007
 * The Adventures of Masterchief
 * PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
 * The Adventures of Big Man Tyrone
 * Vortex of Crap 2 (with Vortex Of Crap)
 * Genius IncrediBUN (with BUN)
 * LIVE FREE AND "TRYHARD"
 * The Adventures of One Punch Man (released but a few days before the great September deletion)

OUI ALBUMS

 * HON HON BAGUETTE EIFEL TOWER - HON HON HON
 * SACRE BLEU MADAMOISELLE TITTY SPRINKLES HON HON HON VAGINA TIT BAGUETTE #FRANCAIS (LE DELUXE TURNIP)

THE THIRD VAGINA ALBUMS

 * To be Completely honest if you're listening to this you're gay
 * Great Theoretical Ideas In Satanism
 * ᎊ

FANTASTIC GOOD ALBUMS

 * Fantastic Good
 * Deluxe Fantastic
 * Fantastic Goods
 * Fantastic GooG citsatnaF
 * Mini Fantastic
 * Where's Fantastic?
 * Megamind 2
 * Fantastic New Year!
 * Handle With Fantastic Care
 * F̸̸̡̀͢a̴̡҉́n̸̷t̶͜a҉̴̢͟͟s̵̢̛t̵̸i͏̛͘͠ç̶͡͏ ͠͏Ģ̵͜͡͝o̕o̧͢ḑ̸͟͏͘
 * Regular Average

SHAKEY PRATT III ALBUMS

 * Parkinsons Disease

THE PHILISOPHICAL GATHERINGS OF FIVE MYSTICAL PRESIDENTS ALBUMS

 * Vaporscat

PROFESSOR BUDDINGSQUARKS AND HIS BAND OF PRICKS ALBUMS

 * Magic Muff
 * Space Arse!
 * Nob Forest
 * Slave Rave
 * Cunt Castle
 * Pus Bus
 * Plum Cum
 * The Lost Tapes
 * [CENSORED] Digger

lamr ALBUMS
PLS DO NOT PUT NON-LEGACY ALBUMS ON THIS PAGE YOU ACTUAL MORON
 * Intelligence
 * 2

BENIS ALBUMS

 * Desdiny
 * Allen Confinement
 * NO U
 * Oobsie Daisy

OPTIMEMES PRIME ALBUMS

 * TOP 100 SICKEST BIGGEST BANGER DROPS EVER THIS MONTH 2014

HTE POOP GROUP ALBUMS

 * who do these autistic fucks think they are??


 * an quest 4 sik meme tip fedora lmao fedEX deliver hte D at hte half past meme-o-clock feat. me
 * i agreed 2 nothing but the finest pork from jewish nation kazakstanford pines
 * fansy pansy utter shitfest live from woodcockstock spock face finger it my good man!
 * top 30 fast F A S T (fast) FAST blink and you'll miss it faster fast!
 * the album in which there is no music because i've ascended to a new level of pretenshiousness
 * Arts and entertainment[edit]
 * spooko new greedy meme with edward "phil fish" mcmimmal and his fantasmagorium update skills
 * The comforting sounds of paedophillia
 * [CENSORED] I don't care if you repost gay shit. I'm a little irked when you repost furry shit but I'm not gonna make a scene But this? This crosses a line. I refuse to have Undertale bullshit in my feed. The fuck outta here
 * the best of chuckle
 * the album that is private because it is too good for people to hear
 * haha im 200th album fuck you all

BOYPUSSY ATHEIST ALBUMS

 * Their Greatest Hits (1971-1975)
 * My Man MAtty B strikes again
 * Richie Rich Declares Class Warfare
 * The Teens Are Calling it Butt Hash
 * Fuck Fantano
 * Climate Change Will Kill Us All Eventually
 * "s​/​t" (EP)
 * Amerikkkan Idiot (EP)
 * Only thr Finest (EP)
 * Songs About Copyright

THE BEST OF FUNNIE ALBUMS

 * Click Here to Buy dankmemes.com for $1,295
 * BEST FUNNIES 2015 [BASS BOOSTED] $$$
 * I hate MLP, but sometimes they can did a ok tracks. This one is very, very bad.
 * 100% pure ethereal funi [skype ;​)​]
 * how to get rid of 800 dollars

CALLUM MINGEMAN ALBUMS

 * Super DJ Satan Trance Mix 2015
 * The Amazing New Electronic Poop Sound of Callum Mingeman

OFFICIAL DJ DUBSTEP ALBUMS

 * Super Wubs Anthems
 * there was a 2nd album I forgot what it was called

TOP HIP HOP BANGER ALBUMS

 * Top Hip Hop Banger

ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ｂ ｕ ｔ ｔ ｌ ｏ ｒ ｄ ALBUMS

 * ＮＩＧＧＡ ᴇᴘ

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE ALBUMS

 * I didn't even fucking listen to this album while making it.
 * I didn't even fucking listen to this album while making it.

BUN ALBUMS

 * seriously where are you because my GPS isn't working and i'm lost
 * thoughts on society today
 * best thing since 2012
 * The Purple Album
 * fleshlight, but with dog butts
 * If you copy any of this, we will find you, and we will gouge out your eyes and replace them with pieces of cloth soaked in e-coli infested liquids.
 * R3p0​$​tt THiiiiS iF Y0U R a STR00Nggg Bl4CK W0Mannn WH0 D0nTT Ne3D N0 MAAAAN
 * METADATA OF A SHIT
 * genius incredible's american wasteland
 * Spoiler Alert
 * Genius IncrediBUN (with Genius Incredible)
 * BUN more like BUM​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​! (with Brian Vagina)

LITTLE NEGRO BOY ALBUMS

 * tounge my anus............... whoops, wrong chat!
 * microwave oven, toaster, door, overripe banana. these are some of the things that are lying around my room.
 * der Lokomotiv​-​führer

SAME ALBUMS

 * same
 * Likewise
 * Synonymous

VIET CONG Albums

 * Zayn Rand (as Viet Cong Furries)

CII ALBUMS (New Age Kanker, HHHHHH, Mother etc)

 * Llihc dna Xilften (Released as Parc fo Xetrov)
 * Flappy Wessel (released under N E W ~ A G E ~ K A N K E R ~ ! ! !)
 * babby eS preggo (released under Mother { but in animal text } )
 * We Love Undertale (released under ]:^3)
 * Bethesda Can't Make a Good PC Port and Fallout 4 is actually not game of the year it has less originality than fucking fran bow for fuck's sake jesus christ get it together, guys (released under the Janitor of Sadness)
 * ^ ^ ^ Album above is Gay ^ ^ ^ (released under HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
 * Who Said It: Rage Against The Machine or Banksy? (released under Mr. Yaoi Hands' Palfreic Polls)

EGG PROFESSIONAL ALBUMS

 * "Not Without My Period"

BRIAN VAGINA ALBUMS

 * Chevy's Chase, part 1
 * Untitled EP
 * Gators on my feet EP
 * Meme Spagetu (collab with Chrissy The Pope)
 * Killing 60 Minutes (collab with Maximum Overdrive)
 * Whup Out My Dick 'n' Killa Bitch (collab with Sean Spoon)
 * Stop Speaking Internet Chinese (as Brian Vagina & The Autistics)
 * Rape Productions EP
 * EP Where I Kill Myself
 * Bottom(less) Text
 * Chevy's Chase 2: Special Low Spaghetti Version
 * BUN more like BUM​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​!​! (with BUN)
 * Talent: The Album

LE MYSTERY MAN ALBUMS
side note - these are for albums where we do not know who the fuck made them.
 * F A G G ♡ T (originally uwu)
 * the new generation

OTHER

 * The EVERYBODY EDITS album (an album that everybody edits and adds/removes to