Dorothy

Dorothy is a character created by Vortex of Crap for the story of the album "Itch of the Century"

Dorothy's Origin
It is not known where Michael got the idea for Dorothy from, some say it was from the dying foetus of a chicken that his mother, Superjehova, stepped on.

The Story of Dorothy
Dorothy was a sexy, classy lady. She got all her clothes from the bin outside Satan's crib. She met a terrible fate when Satan tried to make a move on her (And rightly so, for Dorothy was 10/10 mmm baby), and Dorothy tried to get Satan Arrested for being a bloody pervert.

Satan called upon the forces of hell to give Dorothy a terrible itch.

The itch drove Dorothy insane, and Dorothy killed herself.