Lamrnism

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Lamrnism is one of two main religions in the Vortex of Crap universe, the other being Breadism.

Core Beliefs
Lamrnism is a highly complex & anti-capitalist religion that follows many teachings. Gods or god-like beings that followers of Lamrnism believe in include John Women, the inventor of women, and The Aristocrats.

Contrary to most religions, Lamrnists do not worship these beings, they merely acknowledge their existence, talk about them, and generally just get on with their lives. This is vastly different to the ways of life of the followers of the Breadble, who are far more cultist than the chill Lamrnists.

Teachers of Lamrnism
The main teachers of Lamrnism are the Vortex of Crap musician, stage performer and poop prophet lamr, and a century egg.