Virgin Media

''This is a Gen 1 or Gen 2 article and does not apply to the current generation of Voc, and is here for historical reasons only. This is presumed NON-CANON.''

''This article is about the fictional depiction of the popular media company Virgin Media, and is in no way any form of truth whatsoever, or an attack on Virgin Media. Except their name. What the fuck hahahaha virgin''

Synopsis
Virgin Media is an evil telephone, TV and heartburn tablet company that has recently come under the acquisition of notorious masked madman Zorro.

Virgin Media is also in charge of the manufacturing of several items that are important in the Vortex of Crap storyline.

It is also the sworn arch rival of the company LG.

The acquisition by Zorro
Recently, during the events of the Vortex of Crap album "LG Life's Good," it has been discovered that masked criminal Zorro has purchased Virgin Media for fourteen pence and a Tesco's Nice Biscuit, following the collapse of British currency caused by Brexit. Following this, Virgin Media instantly began preparing for the attack and hopeful takeover of both the company LG, and the Vortex of Crap HQ, located at the time of writing at Dull, UK.

These attacks were thwarted when Dicksense and the leader of LG, Jo Seong Jin, banded together under an alliance and hired Brian Vagina's birds to annoy them into submission.

List of products made by Virgin Media
The Telephone

The Breadble

The Inaccessible Island Forcefield

Fedoras

Grindr

Crow Eggs

Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, 3 and The Clone Wars

The "Damn Daniel" "meme"

F-list

Specimen 6 from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion HD Renovation (but not the original, that was LG)

Fandom (powered by wikia)

The Xbox One

Aaron L Davidson

Baby Wipes

That one car michael dicksense bought once that broke after 1 test drive and turned into a coincidence

Chinkie's casio drum set