Chicago House Classics

This article is "in universe", that is - the article deals with the fictional characters, settings and made up nonsense of the Voc3 universe.

Chicago House Classics is the current owner of Vortex of Crap, which was brought into the Pissnshit Universe by Genius Incredible upon his escape from the Arsehole Universe. Not much is known about the mysterious entity who hijacked the label to bring it back from a two year slumber, only that it's music is very similar to that of Michael Dicksense from the Arsehole Universe.

The meeting of Genius and "The Third Cumming"
Genius Incredible appeared in Chicago House Classics' bedroom only momentarily, his face obscured by blackness and his finger against his lips in a "sshh" motion, but that was enough for CHC to establish contact, and begun uploading to the dead bandcamp label that Genius Incredible had rescued from the Arsehole Universe.

"The Third Cumming" released on April 8th, 2020, to a resounding success to shitcore fans who had grown complacent and lazy in their lack of supreme quality shitcore. Local funnies "Absolute Trash Media" called the album a "return to form" from the label, but listeners expressed curiosity and confusion - who was this mysterious new artist?

The album was eerily similar to the works of Vortex of Crap (the artist) and this roused suspicion in the ranks - was this the hero themselves under a different name?

Chicago House Classics told fans that it were not related to VoC (the artist) whatsoever and then vomited.

"Voc3"
Fans were treated to a complete redesign and rename of the label. CHC had renamed the label "voc3" to signal that this was indeed a new generation of voc, seperate to legacy and Nu-VoC, and redesigned the bandcamp label to a sleek, black, minimal design, promising fans that a more interesting and funny design was on the way. Nobody cared.

Immanuel Kant's Pornhub Account
Chicago House Classics was browsing the internet one day when it suddenly came across Immanuel Kant's pornhub account, and saw that all the favourite videos were videos of women smiling at the camera before tearing their eyeballs out and replacing them with tomatos before yelling "TOMATO OBABO" and invading France.

This prompted a second release to voc3 by CHC. The album released to little acclaim however, and Chicago House Classics realised it needed to do more to revive interest in the label.

Releases on Absolute Trash Media
Chicago House Classics was in it's bedroom one day when suddenly, a strange person entered doing a massive cum over it's wall that spelled out the words "please release on absolute trash media for the love of god"

CHC realised that this was a good way to revive interest in voc3, by releasing albums on related label "Absolute Trash Media", owned by Whopper Millionare. Quick-firing the albums I Vetoed Human Rights, The Groove Toilet and Too Fucking Stupid, CHC kicked up a storm in the label's community as listeners were treated to the classic VoC sound they had gone without for two years.

The Crap Parade
As if this weren't enough, CHC also announced Voc's first "compilation album" since 2017's "CHRISTMASS 3", intended to introduce producers and listeners both new and old to voc3's new lineup and guest artists in an easy and fun way. Opening submissions to everyone on April 28th, 2020, CHC hopes this album will be as much of a success as "The Return of VoC", which was Nu-VoC's most successful compilation album.

Only time will tell if this will be a success.

Who, or what, is Chicago House Classics?
Certainly not a chicago house musician anyway. There are many theories.

One is the "parallel universe" theory or "doppleganger" theory, which states that Chicago House Classics is a parallel version of Vortex of Crap (the artist), but evolution caused them to develop as an entity trapped in their bedroom as opposed to a "person" with "legs" and "fingers"

Another is that upon the destruction of the Arsehole Universe, Vortex of Crap (the artist) astrally projected their consciousness into this one to escape.

On Voc3

 * "The Third Cumming"
 * Immanuel Kant's Pornhub Account
 * Pissile Launcher
 * Set The Controls For The Piss of the Shit (Coming Soon)
 * Another Toilet Or Human Waste Product Themed Album Title (Coming Soon)

On ATM

 * I Vetoed Human Rights
 * The Groove Toilet
 * Too Fucking Stupid
 * Mrs Onfire
 * Doctor Who & The Terrible Album (Coming Soon)

The Alphabet Series
A series of EPs based on letters of the alphabet, and will be released on Voc3 and ATM.