John Women

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John Women is an allegedly immortal & omniscient being credited with the invention of the female gender, as told in the holy texts of the ancient religion of lamrnism.

What we know
From the ancient scriptures of the Followers of the lamrnistic tribes of old, we have discerned that John Women was one of the first beings to come into existence. Despite the name, John Women was actually genderless, as the concept of sex & gender did not exist. To counter this, John Women's first action as a god-class being was to invent the concept of females. Whether or not the concept of males existed before or after is not known, as John Women did NOT create men.

Michael Women
A fake offshoot of a Lamrnist text claimed that John Women had a brother named Michael, however, the god prophet Lamr stated that this was fake news, as John Women was an only child.