Cii

Cii is a mysterious red pony who showed up on the doorstep of the Vortex of Crap headquarters one day with amnesia and a boner. He acts as the maid for the VoC secret base and has his own bedroom full of disgusting shit. He usually only posts tweets on the Twitter account but occasionally he is possessed by a dark presence that compels him to make albums and singles on the label. Every time this happens he uses a brand new alias.

Discography

 * Llihc dna Xilften (as Parc fo Xetrov)
 * Flappy Wessel (as N E W ~ A G E ~ K A N K E R ~ ! ! !)
 * babby eS preggo (as Mother { but in animal text } )
 * We Love Undertale (as ]:^3)
 * Bethesda Can't Make a Good PC Port and Fallout 4 is actually not game of the year it has less originality than fucking fran bow for fuck's sake jesus christ get it together, guys (as the Janitor of Sadness)
 * ^ ^ ^ Album above is Gay ^ ^ ^ (as HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
 * Who Said It: Rage Against The Machine or Banksy? (as Mr. Yaoi Hands' Palfreic Polls)