Llewd Llewyn

Llewd Llewyn is some fucking knob from englandshire who posts literally the stupidest memes on VoC. Nobody knows how he got signed or who he is and nobody cares, we just let him do his thing. Seriously his tracks have like no jokes they're just like YouTube poops without visuals.

I FUCKING HATE HIM

I FUCKING WISH HE WAS DEAD

I FUCKING REALLY WISH HE WAS DEAD

His album Dickjob Fuckjob Sexjob is often considered the worst album to be released on Vortex of Crap

Death
In early 2017, after the mysterious departure of Ishmael Bebop to find the great weed, Llewd Llewyn was found murdered in his mom's basement with 32 flaming knives to the dick. It is unknown who the culprit was, though many suspect Michael Dicksense himself, because he hated Llewd Llewyn and so did everyone else. It was actually probably Zorro and any conspiracies saying otherwise will be met with swift murder

Discography

 * Evan McMullin, Commander In Chief
 * A Llewd Llad
 * The Necessary Death of Llewd Llewyn
 * Dickjob Fuckjob Sexjob
 * All Hail Llewd Llewyn